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Why am I even trying to stream, no one’s fucking watching. I’m a boring piece of shit who sucks at fucking everything. Fuck this I’m not gonna even bother anymore, it’s too goddamned depressing.

vickyevans replied to your post: vickyevans started following you oh shit, thanks… no sweat lady! dope blog :)) i’m not even gonna lie, i’m hardcore fangirling right now. lol. <3

z0mbiitch: vampire0f-sacramento: herspanic: This goddamn episode smh this scared the shit out of me when i was little. Not even gonna lie, to this day I have a weird fear that a Halloween mask will bond to my face if I put it on

extrapulpy: bro not even gonna lie like not gonna join the anime club probs but if they had a yaoi club fuck yeah lemme in that shit

sylvanedadeer:Holy Shit I Drew Fizzle I cannot believe I just went this far to show off his feet and I’m not even gonna tag it. FURAFFINITY/MAIN BLOG/COMMISSION INFOx: Rawr~

kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a

majored-in-not-dancing: nerdytransgirl: undeadthug: where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES

miraculousandcute: apparently these are the things i think about when listening to the lion king in the shower. not even sorry. although if shit posting is gonna be my hiatus theme then i am a little sorry

lancinant:fivecatsforfivedeutschemarks:not even sorry…I FUCKING NEW IT FROM THE MOMENT I PRESSED PLAY

okay but like real talk if u ever bring up rimming/face sitting in my presence there’s an 11/10 chance that i will start crying

commongayboy:Netflix is lying. They didn’t try jack shit and not only that but they didn’t even bother to personally let the creators of Sense8 know that they were gonna cancel the show they all found out in the news. How unprofessional.

theleftenantmills: unitedkingdom-orgy: HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL. #he confesses like once an episode

plushdarkgoddess: The problem Im finding with a lot of men is that everyone thinks that they can fuck and its just simply not the case. Them tired ass upper body strokes you been doing since high school is not gonna make her cum, if you even care about

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: not-safe-for-democracy: And I heard a republican today on a news show still saying, “but but but her emails.” #Sad #Indictments His is gonna even more twisted cause don jr and Kushner are next

sometimes i think it’d be nice to see friends more often and have a bit more of a social lifethen i go to a house party where all the people think south park is well-written, apt, and incisive social commentary

the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

pixellexi: circuitfry: qozxe: wow um excuse me It’s kinda funny how jon always is drawn all fat and even acts on camera like he’s fat and you see him in the shirt and I shit you not I’m gonna say this he looks not so fat Arin please

ask-klavinova: askdiamonddust: wholesomeblogging: i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg How this manages to happen… I’m not even gonna question it *dies of laugh*

wealthruinsilvergold:This is why amazon should require a breathalyser before allowing me to order shit after 2am, even if it was only £4. (Not gonna lie though, I’m feeling my oats). . Instagram: doryan_grey1

tumblgang: codyslipring: spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” not even risking that shit scrolled past this, re-evaluated

perchu: lifehackable: See More Daily Life Hacks Here i love how vague this is. its no[t even gonna tell you how to do it. its not even gonna tell you how its fucking floating like that. it doesnt matter. make a wind tunnel you piece of shit

teddybear-sensation:I know people love to talk shit about my tummy sometimes and how “chunky” or even “obese” they think I am but tbh?? That’s not gonna stop me from wearing crop tops and feeling like a cute bitch

I'm not gonna pretend as if I don't like GaGa's new song, but don't even try to tell me that shit doesn't sound like an Express Yourself/Vogue mashup.

posfashion: dvadnasty: Even though y'all not gonna reblog this shit.. who not ? 👀 you are beautiful

it’s 6:11am and i’m not in bed yet. my sister and i were pissed at each other, but we (obviously) stayed up late and talked it out/shot the shit. i look super beat. time to go to bed, even though the sun is starting to shine like crazy through

kingluce: So this girl in my creative writing class said that girls can’t wear ties and even tho I am not a girl I am gonna rock the shit outta this tie and fuck the gender norm

grawly: grawly:come the 17th we’re not even gonna be given the chance to leave tumblr on our own terms because the algorithm theyre using to flag shit is gonna kick us off for a false-positive before we get a chance to make another post this is 5%

dreamt-of-nightmares: flying-unicorn-shit: forgive-forget-54: i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: I’m not even gonna blank out these peoples names because I’m so discussed by their comments. ’ if you cut yourself your a freak and don’t deserve

animatedmovie: if I ever bottom for a white I’m not even gonna take di time to make sure my bootie water clean if I shit on him it’s reparations

If the author turns out to be a bad guy im gonna be fucking pissed

Im not even gonna lie the whole fandom lost their shit all at the same time right now and it was both horrifying and cute as fuck

To any of my Midnight Cinderella friends- Sorry guys but I’m not gonna be shooting for a top rank this event I got a lot of shit goin’ on and even tho #completionocd I’m not even that interested in this one I’ll still be playing

heymrsamerica: aggienes:nigeah: bnr91designs: soloeaux: gangstasandhoes1: hahaha ohh shit Lool Lmao LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Lmao I’m not even gonna lie! After history class, I felt some type of way about white people 😂😂😂😂😂😂

precumming: commongayboy: No wonder her music changed so much this actually makes a lot of sense Let Go was my shit, not even gonna lie.

haniboy-femd:Hey my cupcakes^^ I hope you all had a good day and if not then maybe this is gonna make it a little bit better<33I wanna do this with someone so bad, you don’t even know ><!!! Pushing them against a wall and kissing the the shit

unorthodoxsavvy:Hey! Did you fuck up? Did you do something bad? Are you beating yourself up over it? Please don’t. Life goes on. I know it’s not okay right now, and yes you’re going to feel like SHIT. But it’s gonna be okay. Even if things aren’t

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